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My sister’s birthday is close. I dread birthdays.
They remind me of my own mortality. I should probably sort my life out. I need
to move out and start a family. It’s the only way you stay relevant nowadays.
Anyways, I need a present, something cheap and worthwhile. $25 should be sufficient; it’s two and a half
hours of my pay. A Venus Flytrap would be convivial. She could embellish and
nurture it at her office cubicle. No, that won’t do. They need sunlight, a lot
of them. I must say, it’s a bargain for $7. How about a Miracle Berry tablet? They
alter your sense of taste naturally. Sour grapes, pomegranates are now sweet.
Hah! I will never challenge her to a lemon-eating contest after that. It lasts
an hour and I could get it for a 12x12 pack. It’s efficient.
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I would also like
to think we’ve matured as siblings. The last time I heard from her, she was
volunteering in the plains of Africa for a wildlife association. If that is
true, I can buy her a Life Straw. Life Straws makes contaminated water safe to
drink. At least, that’s what the website says. It’s ideal for an adventurous
soul like her. I don’t know really, I am muddled in thought. A Hurricane Ball
could represent my current state of mind. It spins at an astonishing 3000 rpm.
Again, it’s all for a measly price of under $25. In actuality, I might just
settle for a pair of Googly Eyes. She has always been the life of the party;
and it is reminiscent of our childhood pranks.
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If there’s
nothing else, I have to sleep now. Tomorrow, the cycle of life repeats at work;
tomatoes, onions, lettuce, special sauce and buns, ‘Special Burger, coming
right up!’
Photo 5.1 Source: https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2015/04/26/03/09/plant-carnnivora-739985_640.jpg
Photo 5.2 Source: https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2015/03/14/10/53/ghana-673065_640.jpg
Photo 5.3 Source: https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2015/01/09/15/12/moss-594461_640.jpg
Written, Randall
Written, Randall
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