Descent Undertale

Daniel Marchetti

So, some of you probably have a computer…

Maybe some of you even play games and stuff on it.

If you do, you might be sitting there, wondering where I’m going with this, but your crazy habit of asking questions to an inanimate computer screen will soon be satisfied, because I’m here to tell you about something that, if you actually are a member of the very large group of people I just mentioned, you’ll almost definitely already know about.

Undertale.

The amazing JRPG inspired game where you don’t actually have to kill anyone.

In fact, it’s encouraged that you don’t. The pacifist route is the one that gets you the true, best ending.

Of course, you can play it like a normal game, and kill everything that tries to fight you, but the thing with that is that you don’t get to make all the awesome friends the bosses become.

Seriously, the characters in this are fucking perfect. You’ll love them.

Also, you can make spaghetti and pat giant, armoured dogs.

And it will make you love the two most despised fonts in history, largely due to the spaghetti.

Play it.