Friday, 16 November 2012

NEW FROM U-NEED-IT.com

Block of Wood.

This handy, hand-sawn block of valuable plantation timber has many uses around the home.  Handcrafted using the finest crafstmanship, our team of skilled artists has launched Block of Wood for you with his un-matched skill and dedication.

Use Block of Wood as a beautiful conversation piece on your dining table.  Be the envy of your friends as they remark on your new minimalist statement.  Great learning aid for helping the kiddies learn to count - especially up to 1.  Makes a fine wedge for stopping things from rolling about the place! Keep intruders at bay by pushing against doors ("Jumbo" Block recommended). And best of all, your Block of Wood can be personalised in so many ways! All you need is a saw, heavy duty plane or router! (Tools not included). Your Block of Wood will look attractive placed at any angle - especially sideways.

Order today and you'll receive a beautiful set of matching coasters made from genuine fence-post trimmings FREE!

Block of Wood
Available in three sizes:
Standard - for standard use $89. 99
Petite - for the apartment dweller $79.50
Jumbo - for the rancher or art curator $129.89 (inc. fuel tax)

Each Block of Wood comes with a twelve month guarantee subject to fire risk / dry rot zones.

Recommended and reviewed by Cristian.
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4 comments:

  1. Cae Blogger16 November 2012 at 17:53

    I WANT ONE NOW!

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  2. Cae Blogger16 November 2012 at 17:54

    Yes, definately stylish.

    Bruce.

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    1. Cae Blogger18 November 2012 at 16:56

      I bought my Block of Wood two weeks ago and am wholly dis-satisfied with it. It looks the same from any angle, and my friends thought it was a pretentious from of mockery. I also tripped over it and sprained my ankle, last tuesday. It was lunchtime, and I was wearing green. I want a refund.

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    2. Cae Blogger19 November 2012 at 10:55

      We're sorry to hear of your dissatisfaction with our product.

      U-need-it products are subject to extensive quality control measures using reputable third-party agents whom we pay very little for biased reviews.

      You may return your Block of Wood via registered mail for a non-refundable fee of $55. See website for details.

      Yours sincerly,

      Artie Sham,

      Customer liason U-need-it.com.

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