By S Gray
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I
decided to have a look at reddit this morning to see if I could find
something that is currently trending to blog about. I'd been
planning on heading to /r/science, but my caffeine deprived brain
saw this and decided it was going to click it instead. My decaffeinated
brain, also ensured me that after the caffeine had started to take
affect we could click on the Science subreddit and look for
something to write a sciency blog about. I mean what's the point of
trying to write something serious when your brain is still asleep,
right?
So I
clicked on the image, managed half a smile, thought that's
mildly amusing and then
clicked the back button. Right, time to bust out a blog post. Oooohh,
995 comments! Okay, I'll just read the first couple, I mean the
caffeine still hasn't reached the synapses yet and it's Saturday
morning. I'll just procrastinate for a little bit and then I'll get
to it.
Two
hours later and I suddenly realise I still haven't written my blog
post for the morning, haven't had a shower, haven't had breakfast and
badly need to pee. I've somehow transitioned into zombie mode and my
brain has been looping through just
one more click and then i'll pee
for god knows how long.
I'm no longer on reddit, but I now have a
bazillion tabs open in chrome that read like a geological record of
the last two hours of my life. Somewhere along the way I did stumble
across a page on Quantum Cryptography so on the upside I've also found a topic for
my next post.
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