I once came a across a mound of dirt, just sitting on our safety mat on the floor. I could not fathom where it could have come from, it was hilarious. I had to take a moment to stare at it before I cleaned it up with a brush and shovel.
I later had a fellow Smiggler explain
to me that it must have been from the shopping centre’s holiday planting
activity, which had been set up for children not too far from the kiosk.
Another time I was walking around
dusting and straightening products when I happened upon a cigarette butt
sitting on a shelf. I had no idea how it got there or why but it went straight
into the bin.
The most exciting mess I ever
discovered was on the floor between our kiosk and a Priceline store. I was with
another Smiggler and we were fascinated by this thing on the ground that
looked like it should have been in a toilet.
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| Picture this flattened |
We enthusiastically discussed what it
could be, while watching as it was trampled by a stampede of shoppers. We
finally settled on a chocolate bar when my fellow Smiggler suggested it looked
like a flattened Cadbury Flake. We then called the cleaners who came and made
it disappear.
If you would like to find interesting
messes at work, get a job at a kiosk in a shopping centre.
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